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	<description>WELCOME TO LEGAL LONDON.........</description>
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		<title>NEWS FLASH: AA is recovering from medical treatment. The column will be back as soon as she is fit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ALWAYS BE NICE TO YOUR SECRETARY &#160; It’s only a few days later, after Gemma has cleared the final detritus from my overflowing out tray, that I notice the little bag again. It has slipped down the side of the desk and wedged itself next to the cupboard. I scoop it out and on to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End of an Era</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The redundancies are confirmed: Melinda is in line to receive four months’ money, a glowing reference and a leaving party (not bad for someone whose greatest contribution to the office has been the introduction of glitter pens). And when she (finally) tells me, she doesn’t even bother to feign sadness or shock; it’s all just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redundancy Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that she has competition, Melinda really goes for gold in her quest to for redundancy: no typing is left intelligible; no filing complete; no message decipherable. She is Olympic Champion of shirking; skiving and malingering. I find myself oddly impressed by her efforts. It takes a Herculean degree of determination to be even more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Voluntary Redundancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 08:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It begins with a phone call from Simpering Veronica&#8230;&#8230; “Helen, how are you?” “I’m fine, thanks.” All the better if I could get you off the phone. “What can I do for you?” “Well,” she pauses. “It’s more about what I can do for you, actually. You may have heard rumours of administrative changes?” “I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Claims and Circumstances</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2012 07:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Do you have any complaints? “I don’t like the coffee, and the loo roll could be a bit softer.” “No! Not thoe kinds of complaints; complaints against you, in a professional capacity.” Malcolm is in charge of our professional indemnity insurance renewal this year. And he is taking to the extreme. “Oh” I laugh. “Er, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guerilla Warfare</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 11:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our Rounders win gets a write- up on the intranet under the heading “Litigation Ladies Pummel Property Team.”  It’s accompanied by a grinning photo of Jane and me with a sulky-looking Fergus in the background.  Almost as soon as it’s published we are bombarded by congratulatory messages from all over the firm. It seems that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Competative Edge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 12:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I would be in the dog house for injuring Selina but, to my surprise, The Boss seems pleased with my antics. “Ah, Mohammed Ali!” he greets me. “Injured any more of my team today?” “Not yet,” I mutter, although if they all keep up these ‘jokes’ I might. “Don’t look so troubled,” he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Ideals</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 10:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been a frantic few weeks. Liz has, finally, made an honest man of Dan and London has exploded with a frenzy of Olympic excitement. Not that we would know it. Whilst other firms are allowing employees to work from home or stagger their hours, ours has decreed that we should all be at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Night (part 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 09:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wedding ceremony over, we flood out of the church into the sunshine for photos. Liz seems blissfully happy, smiling and waving at everyone and Dan is grinning like a Cheshire cat. “It won’t last,” Jane declares, as we watch from afar. “Two weeks in Thailand and they’ll be back home arguing about the remote [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE BIG DAY (part 1)</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousassistant.com/2012/07/16/the-big-day-part-1/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-big-day-part-1</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 07:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s three days to the wedding of the year.  After a frantic scramble to get her work done, Liz is, finally, ready for her gift presentation. “Oh, I’m so overwhelmed!” she chokes. “Everyone has been so lovely. Thank you so much for all your generous comments and presents. I had no idea you were all [...]]]></description>
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